she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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