Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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