no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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