So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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