Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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