i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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