Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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