The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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