Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
im on a boat
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