have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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