I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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