Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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