By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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