And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it penis luge time yet?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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