Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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