Don't you send me to vm
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
