i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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