I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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