How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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