question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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