Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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