Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
