any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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