Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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