I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He better not be in your backpack
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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