Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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