Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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