we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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