there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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