definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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