I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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