Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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