Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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