you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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