doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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