Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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