Yo dont text me then not text me
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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