This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
