I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We need a shit load of segways right now
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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