no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Randomize
