What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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