I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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