he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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