speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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