I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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