How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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