Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
