just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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