I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I could fuck to npr.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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