oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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