I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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