i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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