just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
