Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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