You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
