she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Text me some of your sweat
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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